I am not opposed to a coffee maker becoming a model or the Prime Minister's spokesperson. Zohrabyan

When latte macchiato turns out to be more creative... I don’t drink coffee, but I have no personal antagonism towards coffee makers. I simply don’t like coffee,

writes Naida Zohrabyan, a member of the Prosperous Armenia faction. “I am not opposed to a coffee maker becoming a model or the Prime Minister’s spokesperson. I was not surprised when Vardan Minasich Oskanyan’s coffee maker became the Prime Minister’s press spokesperson. Moreover, I assumed that the courteous Oskanyan would explain to his future spokesperson about coffee’s nuances that neither he nor anyone else, including his boss, has the right to decide where journalists can walk and where they cannot, what questions they can ask, and which questions create cognitive dissonance for their boss.

Of course, I do not rule out that a compassionate deputy might introduce a draft law that would establish a mandatory questionnaire for the Prime Minister and map out the areas and objects in Armenia where journalists would not have the right to pass. But until our good friend Vahang Hovhakimyan brings this draft and justifies the revolutionary necessity of its adoption, I would like to remind Vardan Minasich’s former assistant that neither he, nor his superior’s aides, nor his 'direct' boss, have the right to determine where journalists can be located with GPS and what questions they can ask.

Instead of building a wall against journalists using aides, models, and other top revolutionaries, build that wall in the villages of Syunik, where Turkmen daily invade our veins with GPS in hand,” Zohrabyan wrote on her Facebook page.