US Effectively Assumes UN Role, Says Trump

US President Donald Trump has declared that, considering the resolution of 8 wars in the past 11 months, the United States has effectively assumed the role of the United Nations, which has provided very little help or support in conflicts.

“I am pleased to announce that the outbreak of military actions between Thailand and Cambodia will cease immediately, and they will return to peace, in accordance with our recently agreed preliminary treaty. I want to congratulate the two great leaders for their brilliant actions in reaching this prompt and very just resolution. The United States of America, as always, proudly assisted.

Given all the wars and conflicts that I have resolved and stopped over the last eleven months—8 in total—the US may have become the real United Nations. The latter has provided very little help or support in any of them, including the current disastrous situation between Russia and Ukraine. The UN needs to become active and engage in peace processes,” emphasized Trump.