This Will Surpass All Others, Trump

In Washington, a triumphal arch will be constructed that will surpass all similar structures in other cities around the world, announced U.S. President Donald Trump.

“Washington is the only major city in the world without a triumphal arch. And this will surpass all others,” he stated.

The American leader noted that the planned structure will resemble the Arc de Triomphe in Paris.

The triumphal arch will be built opposite the Lincoln Memorial, across from the Arlington Bridge.