We Have Liberated Our Troops, Says US President

US President Donald Trump has declared that for at least two decades, political leaders from both parties in the US have been embroiling our military in various missions that should not have taken place. He stated, “In some cases, they sent our troops on crusades to create nations in countries that wanted nothing to do with us. They had no idea what was happening in distant lands while mocking our soldiers for conducting absurd ideological experiments here.”

He added, “We have liberated our troops from humiliating political exercises.”