MPs of the Faction Named After Nikol Pashinyan Caught Between Three Rocks

The newspaper "Fact" reports: Despite the attempts of current government representatives to appear outwardly calm and unperturbed, our sources indicate that there is significant anxiety and internal unrest among many officials, particularly members of parliament. This unrest persists despite Nikol Pashinyan's continuous attempts to send reassuring messages to his MPs.

Moreover, according to our sources from the government, approximately ten members of the faction named after Nikol Pashinyan have recently expressed their dissatisfaction in private circles, citing intense pressure from friends, relatives, and acquaintances urging them not to oppose the popular demand and, for the sake of the country's salvation, support the impeachment process against Nikol Pashinyan.

These MPs have stated that they currently find themselves caught between three rocks: on one side is Nikol Pashinyan with his threats and 'dossiers,' on the other are their friends, family, and acquaintances, and finally, on the third side is the popular demand. This is not to mention the potential loss of their current status and financial prospects.

Various sources indicate that 4-5 members of the ruling party have subtly hinted that they would not fundamentally oppose 'having coffee' if their names were kept confidential during the initial stages, until a sufficient number of MPs have 'had coffee.'