Political Order to Secure 60 Percent in Upcoming Elections Announced by National Security Service Reserve Officers Union

The National Security Service Reserve Officers Union states: The political order to secure 60 percent in the upcoming elections has been announced. This statement was issued by the National Security Service Reserve Officers Union.

“The order is directed to the acting Prime Minister, and the recipient of the votes is the ‘Civil Contract’ national disgrace, guaranteed by society. What calculation is hidden behind this 60 percent? According to the ruling party, at least 60 percent of the Armenian population consists of those who are mentally impaired, ignorant, and of low intellect. Yet, why 60 and not another number? Quite simply. In religion, the number 60 is associated with serious health issues. It clearly indicates people’s physical and mental problems and imposes the necessity of changing one’s lifestyle.

Following the same logic of this imposed 60, 60 percent of the voters in the Republic of Armenia take pride in the country’s defeat, are traitors to the nation, transgender individuals, representatives of sects, agents of foreign intelligence services and their supporters, and those who conspiratorially keep the remains of our fallen heroes in polyethylene bags while deliberately misleading their parents.

One could perhaps accept this number and the reasoning behind it, however, everything has an end, and the well-known card game ‘quarantine’ will be called on June 20, unless, of course, another scenario of accelerated developments unfolds.