New 'Taxpayer Day' Holiday Planned, Says Avetik Ishkhanyan

Human rights defender Avetik Ishkhanyan has written on his Facebook page: "HOLIDAY ARMENIA
I just learned that a new 'Taxpayer Day' holiday is planned. Wonderful, I have no words to say. I hope this is the first, forgive me, second, but not the last 'my step'. The first was the 'Citizen's Day', a wonderful day of kebabs and aromas. The next, the third holiday will be 'Trash Thrower's Day', dedicated to those citizens who throw trash not on the street, but in the bin.
The fourth holiday should be declared 'Toilet Goer's Day'. It will be dedicated to those citizens who take care of their needs in toilets, not on the streets, in yards, between garages, or in entrances.
The fifth holiday, I believe, is more than timely—'Sexual Relations Day', which will be dedicated to those who address their sexual needs at home, in bed, rather than on the street or in the park. As you can see, the list is not final and soon, in Armenia, all calendar days will be holidays, and the most festive day will be November 9, as 'Proud Loser's Day'."