Crocodile Khashlama, Dogfish Tolma: Pashinyan's Daughter's Birthday in the Bahamas?

The Prime Minister of Armenia, Nikol Pashinyan, has announced on his Facebook page: “Reliable sources have revealed that today in the Bahamas, a lavish celebration took place for the birthday of my daughter Arpi.

The elite party was attended by high-ranking officials, oligarchs, criminal figures, drug lords, and even a dental technician. They all complimented the Prime Minister's daughter, saying, ‘Happy birthday, dear Arpi!’

To mark the occasion, 10 charter flights were made from Armenia to the Bahamas on gilded aircraft. The cuisine featured crocodile khashlama and dogfish tolma, and for dessert, there was a 200-year-old brandy served with 60-year-old baklava. And all of this was at the expense of the state budget.

For this elite birthday celebration, traffic in the Atlantic Ocean was temporarily halted. A coalition of prominent media outlets has prepared this special report for you.”