With Hasiko I Went to the Donut Shop, Ate Cottage Cheese with Gugushik, Worked with Nikol at the Newspaper: Zohrabyan Makes a Statement

I went to kindergarten with Karluchik, had donuts with Hasiko, ate cottage cheese with Gugushik, and worked with Nikol at the newspaper. This was written by NAIRA ZOHRABYAN, a member of the BHK faction, on her Facebook page.

She specifically stated: "So, the mass questioning has begun regarding those who have ever had any contact with me, greeted me, called me, or stood on the same square meter with me in a store. These days, the police are summoning individuals who have been a few meters away from me in front of the NSS and near the courthouse, and here begins the most dramatic part of the movie.

And so, there’s a questionnaire directed at people who have appeared in my vicinity and have been recorded by my radar. The first question is: what connection do you have with Naira Zohrabyan? The second question is: did she call you and tell you to come in front of the NSS or to the court? The third question is: who else do you know from the BHK? The fourth question is: during the elections, did you receive money from the BHK, say, for holding a poster or handing out leaflets? The fifth question is: can you call Naira once you get out of here? And thus, a pile of such down questions.

Honestly, I feel sorry for the officers who are forced to carry out these humiliating rituals in this heat. Don’t you understand that you can’t dig up someone who will say that Naira Zohrabyan offered them money to vote for her? You can’t do it, not because you are bad operatives, but because such a thing NEVER HAPPENED during any ELECTION. Because when anyone expects compensation to give me their vote, it offends and angers me terribly, and I have not wanted that person to vote for me on principle.

Because I am a good politician and a good deputy, and every citizen, yes, should want that there are more politicians like me in our country. That’s this part, but you continue your search. Don’t forget about Karluchik; I went to kindergarten with him, and as I recall, I gave him money to drink his cocoa. Yes, that day I also ate cottage cheese with Gugushik. But it seems Gugushik wasn't shouting Z-O-H-R-A-B-Y-A-N at a BHK poster.

What day have you fallen on, how pathetic you are. Oh, wait, I forgot. I honestly want to confess that a week ago I bought a bun with raisins from a famous oligarch's city, and the bun seller said that he and his family voted for me. It seems you’re not doing well, huh? The bun seller, to my knowledge, has not yet been summoned for questioning."